As RuPaul’s Drag Race Miss Congeniality and All-Stars S2 finalist, Katya Zamolodchikova brings her hilarious new stand up show to your city for the first time this Summer!

Known for her incredibly funny personas and characters, starring in UNHhhh with Trixie Mattel, and appearances in productions like Hurricane Bianca, Katya’s show promises to be one hilarious night.

HELP ME, I'M DYING is a multi-media, multi-character, multi-faceted live stage show. A fusion of stand-up comedy, story-telling, video, and live dancerly-ish action and music that talks about what it means to be a woman, from the perspective of a person that dresses up like one.


  • Shows are all ages but carry a content warning/parental advisory.

  • Run time: 75 mins (ish)


VIP Meet & Greet: 6 PM
Doors: 7 PM
Show: 8 PM

**Toronto dates are one of the very few exceptions with a different time schedule than the rest of the tour. Please note the half-hour increment difference from the general tour schedule (6:30, 7:30, 8:30). This is indicated on those ticketing links, the ticket confirmations, etc.

Ticket Levels

Tickets starting at $25, VIP starting at $110! (USD) Canada prices will be adjusted to standard conversion rates.

🎟 Trish's Dumpster Special
Furthest row from stage at the back of main floor and balcony sections, for some venues this level also includes any visibility-restricted seats

🎟 Soviet Working Class

🎟 Titanic 2nd Class Cabin

🎟 Suspicious Rich Person
VIP Meet & Greet: front of line access to venue & merch, priority seating, signed poster, meet & greet photo

🎟 Eccentric Billionaire Benefactor
Platinum VIP Meet & Greet: front of line access to venue & merch, priority seating in front 1-2 rows, meet & greet photo, VIP show lanyard, exclusive signed and numbered graphic print